I'm glad to see you finally made it over, sweetie. I was thinking, instead of going out, lets stay here.

Don't get me wrong, I love the dinner and a movie date, but I was thinking we could rent a sexy movie and we could stay home and watch it. Maybe a nice porno or something.

What, you don't think I get a thrill out of a porno? I have a whole collection of them. 

And yep, guys simply love me for it. My Tracy Lords collection is something to die for.

Of course I bet I can show you something even better. Want to see?